29_モルディブ・映える写真の舞台裏

■　Behind the scenes of instagrammable photos　■

One day, I had a gorgeous female guest from Southeast Asia.

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When I finished my tasks and was thinking to take a nap, she ostentatiously emphasized her gorgeous body and said to me “hey, take me snorkeling,,, RIGHT NOW!!!!”

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Me: have you ever tried snorkeling before?
Woman: No, but I can swim, there shouldn’t be any problem, huh?

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Me: In that case, please put on a life jacket for your safety.

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Woman: Are you taking the piss? I can’t wear something this uninstagrammable!!
Me: s,,, sorry madam!!

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Woman: Make sure to take many instagrammable pictures of ME!!!
Me: uh,,,,,, (why should I do that,,,??)

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いざ、入水したら。。。。。
Though she said she can swim,,,,

When she got in the water, she started paddling in the shallows while I was standing right next to her.

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Woman: I,,,, I’m fine,,, I’ve got this. Take a picture of me with a turtle,, it’s your job!!
Me: (what?! she can’t swim at all tho,,, and a picture with a turtle?! how can I find it?!)

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I’ve got to go with the last resort… Ninja Art: Byakugan!!*

*Byakugan…A Ninja Art from Naruto. Byakugan can penetrate any object or even from afar, it can survey and search a vast area.

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She can’t swim at all though,,, I have my  own way of ninja to follow as a professional!!
I activated another Ninja Art: Instagenic!!

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そして1日が終わり。。。
At the end of the day

Woman: That’s so wicked, I love it! I gotta post this on Instagram.
Me: Glad to hear that,,,,

I was about to die from using up too much of my chakra*,,,,

*Chakra: the elemental life energy a ninja uses in Jutsu.

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